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Makin' Whoopee...

$2.25 EACH
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Makin' Whoopee...
warning WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Children under 8yrs. Can choke or suffocate on uninflated broken balloons. Adult supervision required. Keep uninflated balloons from children. Discard broken balloons at once.
is best done with the sacred mother of all novelty items, the original Whoopee Cushion. Marlon Brando owned one. Of course he did, they're both American classics, except the cushion was born in Toronto. Ours is the classic 8" version.
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Prove You Have Connecting Tissue
This clear, 6-3/4" X 1-1/8" acrylic tube has aluminum tape at the ends and an oscillator with red, green and blue LEDs inside. You hold the ends and they become a switch with you closing the circuit and starting a little light show. Nice demonstration of conductivity. Powered by non-replaceable coin cell batteries in parallel, but they should last until long after you've lost the device.
$9.75 EACH
The Joke's On Them
Not your amateurish gag boxes, but 4-color genuine-looking boxes like you find at all your Big-Box stores, with graphics, marketing copy, testimonials and instructions. You pick the Crib Dribbler infant feeding system, just like rabbit waterers or the time saving Bathe & Brew so you can take care of the morning shower and coffee at the same time or the Toddler Tamers, leashless ankle weights to keep the little ones close by. Boxes are all 11-1/4" x 9" x 3-1/4" and are, naturally, empty. You see, the real gift goes inside. 
$5.95 EACH
Sea Monkeys, Do Monkeys
Yes, we have a Sea Monkey® aquarium kit. The (9) piece aquarium kit includes eggs, food, water purifier, plus an official plastic spoon, 32-page handbook, life insurance policy, growth guarantee, and the plastic aquarium with built-in magnifiers for viewing your little friends, and a vented cover.
$12.95 EACH
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