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Rebel Without A Utensil

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Rebel Without A Utensil
You never know when you might find yourself in a ramen noodle gang fight. This switchblade spork is 6-1/2" long and snaps open to 11". Has a pushbutton trigger switch and a sliding safety so you don't spork yourself by mistake. If Russ Tamblyn had had one of these, he might still be a Jet.
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Woodn’t You Like To Whistle?
You don’t have to put your lips together and blow. You could just send us the price of a banana-chocolate smoothie and we’ll stick this pair of excellent wooden whistles in the mail. One is a 7-3/8” long, two-tone train whistle, and the other is a 5-3/4” long cartoony slide whistle that makes the dropping/sliding sound of your Saturday morning youth. No animator, jug band, life of the party or primary grade teacher should be without these.
WAS $3.75 EACH
SAVE $1.60 (43%)
No mother will approve this item, so keep quiet until it arrives. Our 2-1/4" long inflatable tongue has a pacifier-type end that you hold between your teeth. Blow into it and the rather standard-size pink rubber tongue inflates to three times normal size. Guaranteed grossness. Also a cinch for classroom confiscation, so we’d buy several.
$3.95 EACH
Box-O-Meat Box
From the world of gag gift boxes, this Hot Dog Homestead box has illustrations for a DIY house kit made out of (9) kinds of meat, including pate for plaster. Measures 11-1/2” x 9-3/4” x 3” deep and is meant to amuse folks before they open it to find their real gift inside. We here at the home office think you should pack it with, yes, (9) kinds of meat--for even more laughs.
$5.95 EACH
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