Go on, take a chance with Futurama Universe X from Kidrobot®. For less than the price of a chicken and waffle slider, we’ll send you a blind, sealed pack, possibly with with one of the Frys, Leelas, Benders or Zapps, or Dr. Zoidberg, Morbo, Hedonism Bot, Roberto, Calculon, Slurms or Robot Devil, among others. We don’t know what’s in the blind pack and neither will you until you open it…you know the drill, right?

Maybe. Could also be a stegosaurus, triceratops or something else--that’s part of the fun of paleontological parenthood. Just submerge the 4-1/2” tall ersatz dinosaur egg into cool water and wait 48-72 hours while it cracks like a real egg and the baby dino grows to a be a foot long. If your mother won’t let you skip your bath for a few days (they’re like that, mothers, no scientific discipline), just use any container bigger than a 12” dinosaur.

Just like all those traditional Army guys, 2-1/2” tall in hard rubber, except that these guys are from a different planet. Our each is 12-pack of aliens in assorted colors of olive drab, gray, purple and neon green, which have larger heads and big smiles, just like real ones.

Ready to fulfill all of your unmet movable yeti needs, this 6-1/2" tall plastic bigfoot has articulated ankles, knees, hips, waist, shoulders and elbows, which makes him posable in more positions than Twyla Tharp.

All those little bumps--it’s not pretty. Better get this 7-3/4" cardboard dill in a cardboard jar and start dressing him (or her) in the assorted (33) vinyl-cling heads, hats, weapons, socks and other peculiar accoutrements that come with him (or her), including cowboy (or cowgirl), sheriff and chef outfits. Stands up on an easel, so you can sit back and admire your work.

We not only know our pronoun cases, but we sell some of the fiercest little dragons this side of Drogo's funeral pyre. We'll pick one from our lovely assortment of molded snarling fire-breathers, all with either a wingspan of approx 6" or no wings but two heads. With highly detailed scales and teeth, these beasts come in green, orange, purple-ish, blue and gray, all in different poses of terror.

What makes these squeezable slime suckers so special is how cool they are when, after sucking up a goodly slurp of slime, they can be squozen to spit a blob of it back out. You’ll get a snail or monster head sucker, approx  2" long, plus a little tub of slime, in assorted colors. They could make 50 minutes of algebra just fly by.

OMG, these elastic/bead Pet Palz with toy animal heads that can be extended to make bracelets that are so cute!!! If your kids don’t want to wear them on their wrists they can leave them as figures and organize them on their dressers or night stands, or in their secret hideaways. Measure about 3-1/2" long out of the box, extending to a little under 7". Styles include (2) different kitties (duh), a reindeer, an elephant and (2) different unicorns (double-duh). We’ll send you (2) different figures. Ages 4+.

These colorful molded rubber dinosaur figures are 4" to 7" long, depending, and include a velociraptor, stegosaurus, pterodactyl and brachiosaurus, among others. We'll pick (2) different prehistoric beasts for you from our menagerie of detailed, high-quality models, which could be used for learning as much as playing.

With its own Kong. Our each is a pencil with a windowed pattern to (vaguely) resemble a skyscraper, plus a sliding gorilla eraser to climb up it. It’s what Fay Wray would have used to take the SATs.