We feel your aggravation. To relieve it, we just reach into our desk and grab one these punching balloons. They inflate to approx 18” dia, like a big giant head, but easier to hit. Our each is a bag of (50) to get you through months of post-zooming stress relief. They have a rubber band pre-tied to one end so you can hang them like a speed bag and whale away. You can also use them for their original, intended use—as decorations. In assorted red, orange, purple, green, pink and yellow. They’re thicker than your average balloon, so they can take it if you do decide to strike a few stress-relieving blows.

No need for a bike pump here. The snake-like Airconda is an inflatable tube that soars over 50 feet high after you fill it with air and launch it. To fill, open it up and run with it behind you. When it’s almost full, blow into it like you’re inflating a balloon. Twist the end, close it off with a rubber band that you supply, and let ’er rip! Instructions on the back of the package. Ages 5+.

Dirt-cheap fun for the kids--at home and at school. Attach the (3) 5-1/2" long plastic blades to the whistling nozzle, blow up the little balloon and watch the world's cheapest helicopter fly away. Paul says it demonstrates Newton's third law, but he says a lot of things. Great for classroom demos. Paul not included.

It’s time for water balloons, and this packet of self-sealing Happy Baby Balloons couldn’t be more convenient or cool. You’ll be able to fill and tie (111) of them in 60 seconds. They’re called baby balloons because they’re small, about 2” long, in red, blue, green, purple, orange, yellow and pink. Ingenious filling system involves a water-source attachment and thin straws leading down to each balloon. When you pull the straws out, the balloons instantly seal with a tiny O-ring. Balloons and O-rings are 100% biodegradable. Each package has (111) total balloons in (3) bunches. You’ll be back for more. Ages 3+.

This one does, because it's full of air. Hop on and you'll be the envy of all your friends with their skinny little pool noodles. The unicorn float is 57” long and stands 35” tall at the tip of its horn. In white with the traditional rainbow unicorn mane and tail. Easy to inflate, but you supply the air pump. For ages 5+.

Pre-roasted and inflatable. Lets you serve pizza or General Tso's chicken on holidays without sacrificing a lovely traditional table presentation. Measures 16" x 8" when blown up, which is from the neck end so you won't be embarrassed doing it. Bonus: it's from our Stuff To Stick In The Refrigerator series, so you'll be ready with a quick practical joke at a moments notice.

For all your unmet faux zoological needs, look no further than this ample assortment of good-quality rubber critters. Hailing from the Insecta, Arachnida and Reptilia classes of the phylogenetic tree, this assortment includes (2) each of grasshoppers, dragonflies, honeybees, rhinoceros beetles, scorpions, tarantulas, spiders, bearded dragons, iguana and water dragons. Whew. There are probably more, but that is all our resident naturalist has managed to classify so far. A nice bulk pack for classrooms, or for Halloween décor and costumes.

Blow 'em up and stick your regular, non-inflatable feet inside these 6" wide x 15" long skeleton feet and you'll be creepy from the ankles down. One size fits all, including kids, and pay no attention to that "They Squeak!!" on the box, because these are the non-squeaking surplus versions. Still snazzy, though.

These assorted colored balloons come in packs of (25), and they should inflate to approx 9", which in our eyes is the perfect size for a balloon. You’ll get (3) packs for a total of (75) balloons. In case you forgot, balloons don’t go bad, so it’s always a good idea to have a supply on hand.