It’s back. Once upon a carnival, the bamboo back scratcher was the prize every kid came home with and there wasn’t an unscratched back in America--unless the kid came home with a goldfish, which are worthless for scratching backs. Now you can return to those thrilling days of yesteryear with our high-quality, 19” long bamboo back scratcher. Style may vary, but the relief your back feels won't, and you don’t even have to go to a carnival to get it. 

What scratches your back but won't provide breakfast for you? It's our glow in the dark back scratcher of course. Has chicken like talon "hands" and extends to over 26” long, but shrinks to a pocket-sized 8-1/4”. Super duper handy to have around when your significant other says they just cut their finger nails.

And easy to store. One of the better pick-up tools we've seen. Folds to just over 16" to store, but locks open at 30" with spring steel arms on an aluminum frame. It has soft, suction-cup-shaped grabbers and big, locking pistol grip. Pretty good gripping capacity too-maybe to 10 lbs or so. Get one for Mom, because at her age she can't reach the things she used to. And then get another one for yourself, because you'll be Mom's age before you know it.

For mad money, a mad credit card or the diamond ring you don't want to flash at the Uber driver, the Cache-It is a 4” x 3” white nylon lace envelope that has snaps to attach to a bra, slip or camisole strap. Stash your goods inside and tuck them out of sight. Lies flat and is discreet and comfortable. Washable with soap and warm water.

The rubber bumps on the end of this rolling massager are in rows that rotate independently to rub you the right way. The (6) rubber bumps are in (7) 1-1/4” dia rows on a three-draw telescoping handle that extends from 13” to 23” long, so you can reach the soles of your feet or massage your cat. (Some cats like it, some don’t, so a little distance might be good.) Juanita uses hers for physical therapy.

Those are your choices—"ding-dong” or just plain “ding”—with this wireless doorbell from HeathZenith. Chime measures 2-3/4” x 1-1/2” x 1/2” deep and works on a pair of “C” batteries that you add. Button is a compact 1” x 2-1/2” x 5/8”, and includes a replaceable button-cell battery. In off-white, it’ll transmit up to 100 feet.

Massage balls! Get yer massage balls! We’ve got ’em and they go by the name of Zen Massage Balls. They’re 3-1/2” dia, orange and spiky—kind of like a dog’s chew toy, except this one is hard plastic and doesn’t bend, and certainly doesn’t squeak, and no dog toy in the world has ever made your back, neck, leg, foot or any other body part feel the way it does when you’re done with this thing. Get a bunch of ’em, and keep them away from the dogs. Some things are just for you.

From Conair® (the personal care products company, not the prison airline of movie fame), these ordinary-looking bedroom slippers are black with white plush trim and interiors, but have hidden heating elements and vibration massagers. The International Electric Slipper Association credits them with saving over 2.8 million marriages and relationships in this country alone in the past year. Size small/medium, which the box says means women's 6 - 9 or men's 4-1/2 – 7. So no Bigfoots, please. Includes an 8-foot power cord with a splitter that you plug into a wall socket, and into each slipper. Warmth and vibration are controlled by an in-line switch.

2-Pack ultrasonic pest repeller. Just plug in these 3-1/2" x 2-1/4" x 1" black or white devices that look like they were designed by the stealth bomber design team and the pests will flee. Package shows cockroaches, mosquitos, spiders, mice and ants and says to expect an increase of critter sightings at first as they scramble to get away from the noise only they can hear. Operates on a frequency that is inaudible to humans, 25-65KHz, works in 0-40°C (0-104°F) and lights up so you know it's running. Approx. 100' coverage per unit. It's recommended to place at least 12" above the floor and not behind any furniture that could block the sound.

It’s like a travel alarm got jealous of a smartphone. Measures 4-1/2” long x 1-3/4” in a rounded triangular shape. Functions as a clock, alarm, LED flashlight, and voice recorder that will take (12) notes/messages of (10) seconds each. The flashlight won't give your COB light any competition, but it's bright enough for find your shoes in a dark hotel room. In black and silver “for that high tech executive look.” You add a pair of “AA” batteries.