NEW STUFF

The worst thing about chopsticks? They’re just arms with no hands! Problem solved. Our 9” long chopsticks have (4) different whimsical "hands” at the business ends, to make picking stuff up easier. And that makes eating more fun, especially for kids. Sticks have yellow chicken feet, purple tentacles with suckers and dark purple spots, human hands in a shake or clap position, and green frog feet with webbed toes and green spots. We'll pick the style you get, since they're all fun and you love surprises. Each set also has a soft flexi-hinge for ease of use by those daunted by chopsticks. Sticks are black with a neon pink hinge. Food safe (duh!), and easy to clean with warm soapy water. Hands are not removeable, but neither are yours. Ages 4+.

We were none the wiser after our office intern tried to explain what the kids mean by “ratchet” these days, so we’ll stick with the old definition for this (64)-piece ratcheting screwdriver set by RoadPro. Has an 8" ratcheting reversible screwdriver with an 8" flex shaft, (2) driver settings, magnetic tip and many bits, none of them naughty. They’re made of carbon steel material, and bits include (6) different flatheads, (9) Phillips, (7) hex, (5) Torx, (6) square, (9) star bits, (10) metric sockets, and (10) English sockets, which, of course, are jolly good.

We don’t often brag about travel pouches, but this matching set of (3), in stylish black with red accents, is about the nicest set of travel pouches we’ve come across. You’ll get (1) at 10" x 7", (1) at 12" x 8", and (1) at 14" x 10", each with a durable poly exterior, waterproof silver lining and sturdy oversized red zipper. Each bag has a grommeted hole in one corner so you can store them on the included 2” dia ring. The uses are so obvious and endless it’s not even worth mentioning a few of them.

Here’s something you don’t see everywhere. We have very, very, very assorted (new) blank circuit boards ranging from 6" x 6" down to 1" x 1", and we’ll send you (10) of them with our greatest intentions of giving you at least (5) different kinds. In assorted colors but mostely classic circuit-board-green-and-metallic, they were originally intended for kids’ robotic toys and games. Now you can use this dream assortment for soldering practice, one-of-a-kind art pieces, home décor (if science is your thing as much as it is ours), and probably about a hundred other things we’re not thinking of. Oooh—jewelry!

Imagine grandma hanging laundry, if grandma were Cardi B in Las Vegas at 2 a.m. Got it? Now you have a sense of how these LED clothespin string-lights can glamorize the mundane. The clothespins are clear plastic, with little bulbs behind the pincers, so the whole battery-operated deal seems to light up, clips and all. The string is 14” long, and you’ll get (40) lights total. Runs on (2) "AA" batteries, not included. From mDesign.

This classic, durable manicure set includes (1) metal tweezer, 4” long below handle, and (1) file, 3-1/4” long below handle, all with the classic cancer ribbon built into the design at the top. They come in a single clear plastic pouch and in assorted muted colors. Ours were light blue, red, green, and purple. These are nice, handy sets. Handy and fingery. We’ll send you (3) sets because you know lots of people with fingernails.

Trekkie-Surpies, you’re gonna love this Star Trek™ Kirk and Spock magnetic wardrobe dress-up kit. We know—you’re welcome! Various uniforms, characters, weapons and tribbles will take your fridge to where no major appliance has gone before. From The Unemployed Philosophers Guild, so you know it’s good quality and good fun. ! WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD–Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

Never fails that you’re sipping a delicious Mai Tai with someone gorgeous, hoping to get lei’d, when a guy with a big sore on his lip announces you took his drink. Avoid that mood-spoiler with a set of these drink markers shaped like colorful Hawaiian shirts. This set of (12) markers, approximately 1-3/4" x 1-1/2," has (12) distinct colors: yellow, blue, red, ivory, salmon, green, light teal, purple, pink, light blue, black and orange. The self-adhesive peels off easily, with no residue. High-gloss finish and water-resistant. From Gamago.

Jarvis Says: So sorry, our email says 5-pack. Surplus glitch! This are in a set of (12) Shirts. 

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild presents a series of fun and educational (but mostly fun) finger puppet/fridge magnets. Each puppet in the “magnetic personalities” series has a little card with a quote and background on the historical figure in question. Learn about Albert Einstein, Rosie the Riveter, the grim reaper and Cthulhu (H.P. Lovecraft’s fictional creation). Okay, some are more mythological than historical, but you get the idea.

Our classic Sailing Knife isn’t just for sailors. It’s ideal for sailing (thus the name), but also for fishing, camping, emergency prep and generally cutting stuff. Stainless steel body has an engraved 2" ruler on one side and 5cm on the other. Has a honed 2-1/4" blade, 2-1/2" marlinspike for picking lines and loosening knots (you’d know that if you were a sailor), a shackle key for opening shackles on rigging (again, if you were a sailor), a bottle/can opener and a loop to tie it to you so you don't drop it overboard (which many a sailor has done). Measures 3-3/4" long x 1-5/16" tall and approx 1/2" thick. This is a sturdy tool that you’ll love even if you go your whole life without ever hoisting a jib or flaking a main.

This is the kind of journal Fitzgerald started writing The Great Gatsby in. Well, we can’t actually vouch for that, but this classic faux leather journal, perfect for a coat pocket, has that vintage jazzy feel. Measures 4" x 6" with soft brown leather covers, and has a string-spine that holds (50) blank cream-colored pages. A small, elegant pen is included, with built-in holder, of course. Go on, Nick—tell us all about Daisy and Klipspringer.

What’ll they think of next? Here’s a new one—a ridiculously handy zipper pull/knife from Gerber® Essentials. Yep, you read that right. Attach this little bugger to your zipper pull and have a 1/2" flip-out steel blade at the ready. Folds away nicely and looks like a normal zipper pull. Has a clip for quick removal, and of course it has a locking mechanism. You want this. We want you to have this.

Sure, we love a good shoehorn, but with sciatica like ours, who wants to bend over to use one, knowing it could be curtains? No worries with this svelte model, which telescopes from 12" to 30". The metal horn part is 1-1/2" x 4" and on a spring for easy maneuvering. Ours is dark blue, yours might be another color, but it doesn’t matter. Just as long as your socks match.

Okay, “wonder snake” is a big promise, but “sink hair remover” is so prosaic, and this fast, simple way to clear slow-mo drains is something of a wonder. Feed the coated carbon-steel cable down the drain (no need to remove stoppers) and twist to capture troublesome hair and assorted gunk. Pull out the strong, flexible cable, and voila, your sink, tub or shower is back in business. Includes (4) snakes—(2) large, 3/16" x 22", and (2) medium, 1/8" x 22"—along with (4) storage hooks.

This one’s from Tolsen Tools, and it doesn’t do lap dances, but you can take it with you pretty much anywhere you go. It’s an automatic wire stripper with preset wire diameters of 1.0, 1.6, 2.0, 2.6 and 3.2mm (18-8 AWG). Made of 65Mn black steel with a heat-treated blade, and measures 7” long with Tolsen’s signature yellow no-slip handles. Includes adjustable guide to use if you need a specific length of wire striped or multiple wires the same length that mounts to the open bolt hole. Can’t go wrong with Tolsen.

Don’t use these super-cool FAA aeronautical charts to navigate the skies, because they’re expired, but they can be used for training and flight simulators. We have an assortment of random U.S. charts, and we’ll send you a great one. They measure approx 58" x 20" but will vary depending on the area of the country they depict. Each is double-sided, color-coded and folded. We repeat: The charts are expired! Not to be used for actual aviation! Know what they’re great for, though? Replacing your old Hendrix posters and beer signs, and telling the world you’re a sophisticated adult with refined tastes. Since aviation charts expire every 56 days, like the yogurt in our fridge, we’re going to keep getting new ones. So keep ordering. Great for techies, travelers and as the coolest wrapping paper anyone’s ever seen.

This LED color-changing light bar is far out! But you don’t have to be a hippie for it to relax you. The bar works its magic when you operate the remote control and cycle through flash, fade, strobe or smooth modes, control the speed or select one of (16) pre-set colors. Stands 10-1/2” tall  x 1-11/16" x 1-1/2” when mounted vertically and 2-3/8" tall when mounted horizontally, and is powered by the attached 35" cable with USB plug. Mount it to the base to suit your mood, and chill, people, chill.

We’ll put a happy little Bob Ross right on this bicep. These (2) sets of (8) temporary tattoos feature memorable sayings from the PBS painter Bob Ross with his famous face and hairdo on each one. You’ll get “No Mistakes Just Happy Accidents,” “Happy Little Trees” and “Trees Are Friends,” among others, for a total of (16) tats, each with a photo or illustration of Bob himself. A few of them also include Bob’s signature. Tats measure approx 2” x 1-3/4” each, and they’re non-toxic. From Gamago®, which makes good stuff.