You are if you have these beauteous and pristine white cylindrical squeezable plastic roll-on bottles with integrated screw caps. Measure 5-1/8” tall x 1-1/2” dia, and hold approx 3 oz. Just fill ’er up with whatever—essential oils, perfumes, glue, paint, deodorant, odorant—and pop in the 1” dia application ball.

This spoon-tube, originally intended to accurately measure liquid medicine and keep it off the chins of medicine-takers, will hold up to (2) tsps or 10cc/ml. In see-through fluorescent green with a little foot at the front so you can put it down on a surface without losing the contents. Measures 4-7/8” long x 1/2” ID with a 1-1/4” spoon-like tip, and marked in tsps and ml/cc gradations on the side.

These nice, bare steel tins measure 6-5/8" x 4-3/4" x 1-7/8", and have a 4-3/4” x 3-1/4” clear acrylic window in their flip-top lids. They have a discreetly embossed “Mezze” on the front, which means “appetizer” in a bunch of languages, but you can keep whatever your heart desires in them because nobody can tell you what to do.

This N95-rated particulate respirator mask from 3M measures 8” wide with elastic ear loops, and a metal nosepiece. Keeps you breathing right. Made right here in the US of A.

And keep it in this nice, clear glass jar. Measures 4-3/8" tall x 1-3/4" dia with a red plastic screw cap, and a snap-on plastic shaker cap underneath. Holds approx (2) ounces of the various craft sparkly stuff you love.

We couldn’t think of any clean jokes for this part, so just add your own. Meanwhile, this little, 1/4” dia, bright white COB LED is mounted on a 3/8” square PC board. Requires 70mA at 9VDC. Our in-house Fire Prevention & Ophthalmology Team suggests a heat sink as well as indirect viewing.

Special for the home farmer and especially good for salad greens, ferns or whatever crop you’re cultivating these days. Our monster grow light has (50) 3W LEDs split into (2) sets of (25) LEDs in “bloom” and “grow” wavelengths, to run individually or together. Rated for a staggering 2600 lumens but draws only 150W max. LEDs have collimating lenses. The steel housing measures 12” x 7-5/8” x 2-5/8” and has dual cooling fans. Includes a 5-foot power cord and a 4-strand, 12” hanger with lanyard clips and a carabiner for your mounting convenience.

This vacuum pump from Koge Electronics draws 100-250mA at 4.8V and is rated for >2.6L/minimum output and -460mbar of pressure. Measures 2-9/16" x 1-3/16" x 1-5/16" with a 3/16" OD x 3/8" inlet barb and a 3/16" OD x 1/2" tall outlet barb, plus (4) 1/8” ID mounting wings. Power terminals are exposed and you may get short leads. Koge model #KPV276.

is usually glitter. Our glitter package includes a small glue gel pen with a 3/8” wedge tip and 3.2g vials of festive glitter in red, blue, green and silver. You’ll also get a tiny funnel for applications. Photo-safe, acid-free and non-toxic. Wait ten minutes for the glue to set.

This 12VDC air pump from Parker draws approx 70-110mA and can push 25psi or suck 20”/Hg via its 3/16” barbs. Has 5” leads (red and black for power, others for controls), and measures 4” x 2” x 1-1/4”.

Back when the only screens people needed to save were the ones that kept the mosquitoes off the porch, they used this stuff. Our each is a 3-foot roll of 2” wide (extremely) self-adhesive fiberglass screen tape with a 1/16” grid pattern. Cut to any shape with scissors; no other tools or glue needed. Includes instructions.

Good advice for us all, and true of this clear, flexible shatter-resistant plastic ruler from Helix®. Measures 12” in 1/16” (and 30cm in 1mm increments).

Grab an apron. You choose. Our maroon polyester bistro apron measures 30” wide x 25-1/2” with a pair of 38” ties and (3) 5-1/2” deep pockets, (1) each at 1-1/2”, 7” and 8” wide. Our purple server apron is a 35/65 cotton-poly blend, and measures 18-3/4” across x 9-1/4” with (3) 7” deep pockets, (2) at 7-1/4” wide and (1) in the middle at 3-1/4” wide, plus a pair of 25” waist ties.

Who woodn’t. (Sorry--we’re required by Illinois law to make a minimum of (2) wooden puns per catalog.) Our each is 5.3-ounces of your classic, reliable Elmer’s® Wood Glue, which is, as you know, stronger than wood, and it’s also sandable, paintable, and clean-up-able with water.

We’re gonna tell you how it’s gonna be. Faded markings on boxes and everything else are a thing of the past with these Sharpie® Extreme Fade Resistant markers. In dark blue, with a fine-point tip.

For when your marmoset gets loose? No, silly, just a very small monkey wrench. Measuring a toolbox-friendly 8" long in drop-forged steel, this little pipe wrench opens to a max of 1-3/4” and has your standard pipe-gripping striations on the jaws.

These clear plastic jars look like they used to hold peanut butter, but they didn’t. If they had, it would have been approx 14 oz of peanut butter. But it wasn’t. Measure 4-7/8" x 3-1/16" dia and come with a gasketed white plastic screw cap, like peanut butter jars. Made in the USA, like most peanut butter.

When you can’t or won’t drill through the walls to get the cable TV or satellite signal inside, try this short piece of flat coax cable, made to lay down along the internal sill, so you can close the window over it. Also perfect for outdoor-mounted, over-the-air antennas. Measures 7-1/2” long x 11/16” wide x a darn near flat 1/16” thick with standard female F connectors on both ends and is covered in white vinyl. Even has a little self-adhesive strip on one side to keep it flat.