Funniest line Ring Lardner ever wrote, and it was directed to a kid in the backseat who asked if daddy was lost. Won't happen to you if you have this combination front seat protector and back-seat organizer. Back has a iPad/tablet holder, (4) water (or whatever) bottle holders, a large 9" X 9" pocket, and a pair of 12" X18" cling-film sunscreens so they'll be able to see their games and won't notice if you get lost. Front part is easy to wipe clean and has a mesh pocket for your stuff.

We’re proud as can be to offer the world’s largest whoopee cushion--twice as big as the original for a nation whose bottom line has doubled since the original cushion was invented nearly 100 years ago. We call that progress. Your cushion, at approx a foot in diameter, will arrive folded in half. If your whoopie cushion has to be folded in half to be shipped, you know it’s big. And yes, the whoop is twice as loud, too.

These high-shoulder clear glass bottles hold (10) oz and measure 6-1/8" tall x 2-5/8" dia below the shoulders, with 1-5/8” tall x 1-1/2” dia necks. Close with black metal screw caps. We think they look like a wider version of a Bordeaux-style wine bottle, or a mini version of a BBQ sauce bottle.

Squeeze the bottle, get a drop. These translucent white plastic (PETE) dropper bottles hold 10ml and measure 2-3/8" dia x 7/8" tall with a 1/16” ID nozzle and a black plastic screw cap. Use them for all kinds of arts and crafts projects. Come in (3) pieces: cap, dropper, bottle.

Fluxx, the card game with the rules that keeps changing, is now available in an anatomical version, with (100) cards depicting bones, blood vessels, brains, hearts, lungs--all of your favorite organs and more. For ages 12+ and especially for medical and nursing students.

This little (although we suppose that goes without saying) microswitch from Defond is rated for up to 6A at 125VAC or 3A at 250VAC, 1/3HP. The like-new takeout has both N/O and N/C contacts. Measures just under 13/16" x 7/16" x 1/4" with a 5/8" bat. UL.

These skinny, clear glass bottles hold (9) ounces and measure 7-1/2" x 2-3/16" with sloping shoulders and short necks. They come with a red plastic screw cap and remind us of what Kayo used to come in last century, when mothers still let kids drink chocolate milk.

No more manual shuffling! Take poker night to a whole new level with this fully automatic card shuffler. Shuffles up to 2 decks at time while keeping cards in perfect condition shuffle after shuffle. Requires 4 "AA" batteries (not included).

We relay like this Schneider Electric solid-state relay, which is rated at 32VDC with a 24-280VAC 10A load. This little device has lots of nice features, including an optically coupled circuit to provide isolation between input and output, an internal snubber to protect from high voltage transients, and an internal heat sink for thermal management. All in a slim package with no mechanical parts, for longer reliability and silent operation. Operating temps are -30C to +80C. CIP rating: IP20, Series 861. Relay Contact Form: 1 Form A (SPST-NO) Output. Type: SCR Control Voltage Range. Part No: 861SSR210-DC-1

It's (16) oz, like these glasses, and like it is everywhere here in the US of A, because Starfleet Command was based in San Francisco. These Star Wars™ pints are wrapped with images of Kylo Ren, Storm Troopers, Captain Phasma with Kylo Ren, and Captain Phasma with Fire Trooper. Starfleet Command also commands that you use no primitive and dangerous 20th Century devices like dishwashers or microwave ovens. But then again, why would you with Star Wars™ collectibles as lovely as these?

From Belgium, where they kept the gas mask and left us holding the bag. In olive drab canvas, with a shoulder strap, the pouch measures 11-1/2" tall x 5-1/2" square with a buckled top flap with leather-reinforced sides and (2) 8-1/2” deep pockets. Has (3) external C-rings, and the adjustable strap is approx 48” long with a lanyard clip.

You can only carry so much bottled water in the woods. Campers and preppers alike will want this water purification tube, eminently backpackable at 9" long x 1" dia x an ultralight (2) ounces. Called the Water Washer, its microfiltration membrane is good for 1,000 liters. Meets EPA and U.S. Food and Drug Administration standards, and filters out 99.9% of waterborne protozoa and 99.9999% of bacteria, including E. coli and salmonella. No batteries, no BPA, no chemicals, no aftertaste, and no reason to go into the wild without one. Or two.

When is a toy also not a toy? When it’s a doorstop alarm! Ours is a 5-3/4" x 2-1/4" x 1-3/4" wedge sold as the Spy Siren, and kids will love being warned when you try to enter their room and tell them to go to bed! The Piezo siren makes it an equally handy item to stick under your hotel-room doors after you confiscate it from your kid. You add a pair of “AA” batteries. For ages 8+.

Wax candles, no fire. Our each is a pack of (3) cream-colored candles, with shells made of actual wax, and flickering LEDs instead of wicks. Candles measure approx 3” dia and are tad under 4”, 5” and 6” tall. They have steady-on and 6-hour cycle modes, and you’ll need (3) “AAA” batteries for each, and you won’t burn the house down. (Also dandy for restaurateurs where open flames on tables are now illegal.)

Our test tube rack, in unfinished wood, measures 11-3/4" x 3-3/8" x 2-5/8" and will hold (8) tubes at least 75mm tall and up to 21mm in diameter. Also has (8) 60mm x 10mm drying rods, which means it could be repurposed to hang belts or ties.

For students, beginners and neatniks, this concentrated watercolor paint set includes (24) little tubes (.04 oz each—remember, they’re concentrated) in an enormous range of colors, from Chinese white to lamp black and everything in between, with (3) blues, (4) greens, and faves like burnt umber and vermillion. Straight from the tube they're bright and deep. With added water they're light and translucent. Set comes with (3) artists' paint brushes. Non-toxic, for ages 3+.

In another life this would have kept the Cisco Kid dry and made riding on Diablo a lot comfier. For you, it's a hooded rain poncho with a built-in stadium seat cushion for when you can go to stadiums again. Our VP for measuring maximal glutei says fits best for folks 6-foot and under, but don't take personally, high-pockets. In black, which is always elegant and slimming in the rain.

If the Titanic had had this waterproof Titan Tape on board, Leonardo DiCaprio would be alive today. Our each is a 60" long roll of 4" wide flexible, rubberized tape with extremely strong adhesive. Works quickly and will stick to virtually anything, underwater and in myriad wet conditions. Think camping, basements, gutters, hoses, sports equipment and damp applications in general. Keep some in your basement, boat, garage and camper.