NEW STUFF

Our each is 6-pack of 1/2” x 20-foot rolls of vinyl electrical tape in (6) colors—black, yellow, red, white, green and blue, to match your wires or just help you keep track. Tape is pressure-sensitive and flame-retardant. From GRIP® tools. UL.

This 6” long dual-head air pressure gauge is from Slime®, our favorite company name. For auto and bike tires, it measures 10-120 PSI and comes with a pair of valve extenders. Includes a pocket clip. Pat says it's a step up in quality from the one in your glove compartment.

It’s the brown Forever Belt of late night fame, the no-holes ratcheting cinch for your expanding waist. Features a 32-position gear rack on the underside in 1/4” increments in lieu of holes. In 1-1/8” wide brown leatherette, it can be cut to length and will fit waists from 22” to 44”.

Hey, that’s like a frog that swallowed a flashlight. But also this kneadable and stretchy lab putty, which is puttier than slime and glows really brightly. Did we mention it’s bouncy? It comes in a tin, approx 3” dia x 1” deep, like shoe polish, except it’s more fun than shoe polish. Might even be more fun than a barrel of monkeys, but it depends on the monkeys.

The longest ear buds in all the land! A whopping 15 FEET long with a standard 1/8" jack.  We'll send (2) pair because we know you keep losing these things or ripping the wires off (although 15-foot leads may just take care of that little wire problem).

It’s back. Once upon a carnival, the bamboo back scratcher was the prize every kid came home with and there wasn’t an unscratched back in America--unless the kid came home with a goldfish, which are worthless for scratching backs. Now you can return to those thrilling days of yesteryear with our high-quality, 19” long bamboo back scratcher, and you don’t even have to go to a carnival to get it. This is not your dime store cheapo. Our scratcher is a real beauty.

This is a beauty of a clear glass dropper bottle. Measures 4-3/4" tall x 1-1/2" dia with rounded shoulders, a black cap and rubber bulb, and a glass dropper tube. Too nice for medicine; we think you should use it for arts and crafts, to dab paints, glitter, artsy oozes and adhesives with style.

That’s a bad back joke, which is no joke. These Dr. Ho hard plastic back braces are the same ones you’ve probably seen on the TV, curved to hold your spine in the correct position. We've got both pieces, front and back, but no straps to tighten them. You could add your own, or do as Pat does and put the back piece on your chair for the relief it provides. These are Dr. Ho's size medium, which fit Pat's 6-foot x 180-lb frame just right.

OK, a jellyless jar, but you know what we mean. This one is clear glass, holds (8) oz of jelly or anything else, with a ribbed, white plastic screw cap. Stands 4” tall and tapers, as jelly jars will, from a 2-1/8” dia bottom to approx. 2-1/2” at the top.

You sweet erasable, you. Dry-erase markers are the best invention since chalk, and these premium beauties from Monaggio™ are designed for professional artists but suitable for home, school or office. Wherever you are, go ahead and pick: the 12-pack of classic black; the 12-pack of colors, (3) each of red, blue, green and black; or the 13-pack of colors, including red, light green, purple, blue, light blue, pink, dark pink, orange, aqua, yellow, black and brown. All are fine-point, 4-1/2” long with a cap. Get the ones that work for you and go write something you can later erase dryly.

But don't even try to resist the bargain price on this home exercise set designed so that the time you spend hunkered down at home will result in your emerging looking just like those guys in at the gym--six-packs, eight-packs, 12-packs from head to foot. Made for any physique level from 98-lb weakling to Mr. Galaxy, the set includes (5) resistance bands in an array of colors and strengths: Yellow--6 to 8 lbs; Green--8 to 10 lbs; Red--11 to 13 lbs; Blue--15 to 18 lbs; Black--20 to 22 lbs. Use them alone or stack them up to reach 70 lbs or any other combination, and improve your arithmetic skills at the same time. Comes with a door anchor, cushioned handles and a carrying case.

In a world of skinny lattes and skinny margaritas, we're happy to introduce the world's skinniest indoor HDTV antenna. The Antop® AT-127 is reversible—dark oak to light oak finish to match your decor—and a paper-thin 0.02”. Measures 13” x 9” and is suitable for strong signal-strength areas with an omni-directional range of 40 miles. Set-up options include table stand, wall hanging or window. Includes a 10-foot coax cable with a quick-push connector.

Then get these actual horseshoes. These are not those Clydesdale-sized behemoths your grandfather used to toss at iron stakes. These are more like the delicate steel shoes you'd tack onto a filly's feet before the Breeders' Cup. Measure 4-3/4” long x 4-1/2" across x approx 1/4” thick. If your horse gets scratched from the race, just hang one of her shoes above a door for good luck. (Remember to put the tips up and the curved side down. Otherwise, all the luck will fall out and you'll be…out of luck.)

This Personal Doodle Board is for kids who like to pretend they have appointments. Made like an old-school PDA, but you pull the kitty's head to pull out a steel-tipped stylus and draw on the magnetic screen. Slide the slider on the back to erase. Measures approx 4” x 3” and has a cord to hang it around whatever.

The pipe wrench's gentle cousin, a strap wrench works with rubber straps instead of steel jaws. This strap wrench fits objects up to 4" across in virtually any shape—like oil filters, shower heads, faucets, bottle and jar lids, PVC fittings, stuff like that. Flexible strap makes it easier in confined spaces. From GRIP® Tools.

It's slimier. This 8” tall lamp looks like a mini lamp but this one has slime inside. Colors vary, but all slime is sublime, right? This slime-light has a ball up top that flashes when the lamp is lit, and the clear portion comes off if you want to take the slime out, and who doesn't?

Please Note: Jarvis says, while our samples are ok the light inside may not work, but the slime sure does! You want the slime anyway. 

This one does, because it's full of air. Hop on and you'll be the envy of all your friends with their skinny little pool noodles. The unicorn float is 57” long and stands 35” tall at the tip of its horn. In white with the traditional rainbow unicorn mane and tail. Easy to inflate, but you supply the air pump. For ages 5+.

Sinatra had the same problem. Fix those popped Ps, and your vibrating mics, with this professional microphone shock mount. Isolates most condenser mics from physical vibration, floor and stand noise. Includes a 150mm (5.9”) dia pop filter, a cloth lining and an angle adjustment with a locking knob to fit any mic boom. From Symphaudio™, model PSMK-100. Made to fit mics with a dia of 21mm (0.83”), so check first. Check—one, two. Check—one, two.