Turn your garage into Rick’s Cafe in Casablanca with this adjustable three-arm ceiling/task light that shines a stunning 6,000 lumens into garages, workshops, closets and storerooms. A total of (144) cool-white SMD LEDs—(48) in each of the arms—swivel 90 degrees to illuminate corners, crannies and projects. Screws into standard light sockets and requires no tools or wiring. Measures 11” x 3-3/4”, has an estimated 50,000-hour lifetime. ETL Certified. Better hurry—the AS&S staff are throwing away their regular light bulbs and buying these up like lobster tacos. As a bonus, it looks like a ceiling fan in a place like Rick’s Cafe Americain. If we can’t have Paris, at least we’ll always have surplus.

We sold out twice but the lights are now back in stock! Get yours today.

who's got the button? You do, which means you don't have to go the drugstore when your watch, calculator, camera, radio or nearly anything else stops. Be prepared for electronic quitters with this 30-pack of button cell batteries in the most popular sizes. Our each is (6) AG1, (6) AG3, (6) AG4, (3) AG5, (3) AG12, and (6) AG13 batteries. (Some devices may call these G1, G2, etc., or have other arcane codes for these same sizes.) Brand new!

How about three extra hands? This multi-purpose workstation tool has a large 3X, 3-1/2" dia LED-lighted magnifier on a 10" gooseneck (you add 4 "AA" batteries), a soldering-iron stand, cleaning sponge plus steel wool, a canister of flux paste, a pair of  alligator clips with ball-socket mounts on the ends of a 4" rod  plus an extra hand with a third alligator clip on a 10" gooseneck. It all weighs in at a stable 3+ lbs and has a 7-1/4" x 6-3/4" base so you won't need fourth hand to hold it upright.

The ground is hard and wet, and you’re usually soft and dry, so next time you’re in the woods, try this nylon parachute-cloth camping hammock. Measures 100" x 57" with (5) feet of paracord at each end. The math says look for trees less than 18-1/3 feet apart, although for comfort’s sake, give yourself a little slack. Includes carabiners, a pair of 115” x 1-1/2” tree straps with rings and S-hooks (you do the tree-size geometry--we did the math last time.) Folds into an attached pouch and is rated for up to 275 lbs. We’ll pick one in black or camo for you.

If you can find a slimmer toolkit for your bicycle, we’d really love to see it. Our 30-in-1 tool is 5” long when closed (a touch over 8-1/2” when open), 1-1/2” wide and a half-inch deep. Always a half-inch deep—and it’s made of black Titanium-coated steel! The Cycle-On’s (30) different essential bike tools include (12) wrenches (5mm-17mm), (5) Allen wrenches (3mm-8mm), (2) spoke clips and (2) tire levers, a cutter/stripper/crimper, a file, a ¼” bit driver, magnetic bit driver, medium Phillips driver, bottle opener and a ruler in both inches and centimeters. Even includes a case. Don’t ride without one!

Pack more vacuous, because vacuum packing isn't just for coffee, it's for saving storage space for anything soft and squooshable. We suggest this incredible 6-piece variety pack of vacuum-seal storage bags, into which you can stuff pillows and blankets and sweaters and overcoats and stuffed monkeys and any number of other things, then suck out all the air with the enclosed hand pump and watch it shrink by 80% so you can slide it under your bed and forget about it for mold and moth-free years. (OK, it's not a pump, because it sucks, so call it a handy little sucker.) You get 2 small bags 24" x 16", 2 medium bags 28" x 20" and 2 jumbo bags 32" x 24". Also dandy for travel because the little sucker doesn't take up much space, so you can shrink your return laundry too--and keep it hermetically sealed. For faster sucking, use a vacuum cleaner!

This isn't the Old West but you can still look stylish in these soft, thin, stretchy very comfortable, washable black face masks. One size fits most. For best results, hand wash and air dry. 

OUR SURPIE POLICE SAY: MAX ORDER QUANTITY IS (5) Per Order. Any more and your order will fail in the shopping cart.

Until this one. It's called the Ultimate Parent Backpack, but we make no judgments here, so we're selling it to anyone who appreciates what separates it from the kids' versions. Made of water resistant nylon, the large main compartment is augmented by: a laptop and tablet compartment; cable management system; adjustable stroller straps, diaper changing pocket with changing mat and separate wet pocket; multiple phone and bottle pockets; key chain holder; luggage support strap; accessories pocket; wipes dispenser; and hidden security pockets on the back for tickets, passports and wallet, plus one on a front strap for cash or credit cards. Call it the ultimate travel/diaper bag/backpack that you won't leave home without. In fashionable and water repelling, stain-concealing black. Measures only 12.5" wide x 16" tall x 9.5" deep

Look, Ma, one hand! These 10" Powerbuilt® wrenches have spring-loaded, self-adjusting jaws made to bite, hold and turn virtually anything--round, flat, hex or oddly shaped--that will fit. The jaws open to 2-3/8" apart and remain parallel. Designed so the jaws will generate 4X the clamping power of the ANSI pliers standard. Unlike you, its jaws have hardened steel teeth. Good to have a few in the garage, workshop and camper.

A great pack of (10) non-medical quality disposable masks. 3 Ply non-woven material for general use. Comfortable fitting and easy breathing. Elastic ear-loops with no pressure to the ears. All in a handy dandy,  reclosable zip seal bag. One for the purse, one for the glove compartment and one for work. Executive standard GB/T 32610-2016. 7’’ X 3.75’’

These brand-spanking new 12VDC motors are made to move automobile seats but are willing to change. They spin at approx 190 rpm, draw 1.5A no load, and stall at approx 25A. Threaded shaft is at a right angle and is 4-1/8" x 7/16". Shaft thread is non-standard, so treat it as a smooth shaft and mount pulley or gear with a setscrew. Measures 5-5/8" x 2-1/2" x 2-1/2" overall, not counting the shaft, and has power terminals opposite the gearbox with (2) 1/4" mounting holes opposite the shaft.

Zivko the Robot. Our best selling STEM kit ever! Just call her (or him--it’s unclear and we don’t like to ask) “Zivko” because “the Robot” is her last name. Using just a screwdriver and side cutters, you build Zivko from this 107-piece S.T.E.M. kit. Set the mode for “Follow Me” or “Explore,” and Zivko will, yes, track you, or evade obstacles, respectively, via an infrared sensor and micro-controller programming. Interactive LEDs and sounds abound. Measures approx 5" x 5-1/2" x 6-1/2" when assembled with all (6) legs. You add (4) “AA”s for power, which is the least you can do for someone this cute. Ages 10+.

Got tactical stuff to carry? And by “tactical” we mean “stuff you really-really don’t want damaged”? If so, or if you want to give the impression you’re carrying super-important stuff, get this great-looking Flambeau® hard shell tactical case. Made of crazy-strong black plastic, it has (2) rugged dual action latches for extra security. Also has a waterproof seal, Zerust anti-corrosion technology and two separate layers of cubed pick foam inside. Measures approx 13” x 12” x 6” outside and 12” x 9” x 5” inside, and weighs just under 4 lbs. Meets TSA and airline requirements for transporting firearms, but feel free to fill it with personal electronic devices or other fragile equipment. Or turn it into the toughest-looking picnic basket in the neighborhood.

Clip a light or driver on your pocket, because sometimes a big ol’ tool is great and other times all you need is a little one. This nice two-piece combo pack includes a sturdy 5-3/8" long LED Versa Beam® penlight-style flashlight with 2 light levels including a blinding 200 lumens hi-mode, slide focus and pocket clip. The pocket driver includes (8) precision bits, 2mm & 3mm slotted, #1 & #2 Phillips and T5-T8 Torque bits that store in the 4-3/8" knurled body and, of course a pocket clip. Set comes with (2) AAA batteries.

Jigsaw puzzles were invented over 250 years ago and these 1000-piece puzzles should only take you about half that time to complete, which is why we’ll send you (2) different ones. These 20” x 27” puzzles feature art by famed fantasy artist Nene Thomas and are made in the USA. We’ll select from: “Dragon Witch Severeielle” with a fierce-looking red dragon perched on her shoulders; “Wind Moon” with a fairy in blue seated upon a crescent moon along with her black cat; or “Bellamaestra, Lady of Pain” featuring a black dress/armor-clad lady with her wolf and dragon. Plus, each puzzle includes a 6” x 8-1/4” mini-poster of the artwork.

Let's cut to the chase here -- buy these the first time you read this, or they're going to be gone! There aren't that many of these flexible chopping mats, and the versatile 15" x 12" x 0.024" thick mats are not only ideal for small kitchens where every inch counts, they're great for any kitchen, and for cookouts, camping and picnics. Our each is a set of (2) of the translucent Euro-look mats that protect countertops from sharp knives and fresh-from-the-oven cookies, and protect food from outdoor surfaces. They can be lifted and slightly folded to funnel chopped food neatly into a pot. They're dishwasher safe, and roll up for portage or storage.

OUR SURPIE POLICE SAY: Due to our sale pricing MAX ORDER QUANTITY IS (5) Per Order. Any more and your order will fail in the shopping cart.

No, no, not a travel doll--a portable barbecue grill, or more like a stove top, so you don't have to try to put a cheeseburger on a stick when you're camping. Brew coffee, grill big ol' steaks, heat water or cook whatever on this compact circular camping stove top. Measures 10-1/2" dia x 6-1/2" tall in chrome-plated steel, to resist corrosion. The legs fold for easy storage and toting in a backpack. Includes a storage bag. Also works in the back yard, just so you know.

Our each is a set of (4) removable sink strainers with stainless steel mesh wells and flat rims. The set includes (1) 4-1/2" dia for 2-1/4" drains, (1) 2-3/4" dia for 1-1/8" drains, and (2) 2" dia for 3/4" drains.