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Our Very First Robe!

This plush, ridiculously soft, polyester, faux fur robe works great straight out of the shower or in a ’70s lounge with your best platform heels. Unisex, like all great purple robes with two-tone brown collars and cuffs that look vaguely big cat-ish. Marked 3X, but we think it’s closer to L or XL. Marked 22W-24W and measures 55” long. Put it on and you’ll instantly feel like a character in an old episode of Baretta. Priced at the very odd $22.73, but since it’s our first robe, complete with a classic belt tie, we’re happy to cut you a deal.

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PLUSH PURPLE GAUDY UBER COMFY ROBE

Our Very First Robe!

This plush, ridiculously soft, polyester, faux fur robe works great straight out of the shower or in a ’70s lounge with your best platform heels. Unisex, like all great purple robes with two-tone brown collars and cuffs that look vaguely big cat-ish. Marked 3X, but we think it’s closer to L or XL. Marked 22W-24W and measures 55” long. Put it on and you’ll instantly feel like a character in an old episode of Baretta. Priced at the very odd $22.73, but since it’s our first robe, complete with a classic belt tie, we’re happy to cut you a deal.

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$12.50 EACH
$14.50
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Toy Train In A Tin Can

More fun than a canned ham, this flip-top storage tin has a train set inside, with a plastic steam engine, tender, boxcar and caboose, as well as a 12-piece track that forms a 10" x 22" oval. Tin and train car colors may vary. You add a "AA" battery and you're the engineer. 

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BATTERY OPERATED TRAIN IN A CAN

Toy Train In A Tin Can

More fun than a canned ham, this flip-top storage tin has a train set inside, with a plastic steam engine, tender, boxcar and caboose, as well as a 12-piece track that forms a 10" x 22" oval. Tin and train car colors may vary. You add a "AA" battery and you're the engineer. 

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$11.85 EACH

Red Fusion!

We have to say, we’d love to see someone make a Red Fusion movie, or a Red Fusion soft drink. Until then, we’ll keep on loving this red Fusion Pro silicone tape. It’s water-retardant, self-fusing, 1” wide x 10 feet long. The pros use it for repairs and insulation because it stretches, sticks to itself and keeps water out—three things you often want in a roll of tape. The red color is just a bonus.

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SELF-FUSING WATER-RETARDANT SILICONE TAPE

Red Fusion!

We have to say, we’d love to see someone make a Red Fusion movie, or a Red Fusion soft drink. Until then, we’ll keep on loving this red Fusion Pro silicone tape. It’s water-retardant, self-fusing, 1” wide x 10 feet long. The pros use it for repairs and insulation because it stretches, sticks to itself and keeps water out—three things you often want in a roll of tape. The red color is just a bonus.

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$6.00 EACH
$7.50
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Button, Button...

who's got the button? You do, which means you don't have to go the drugstore when your watch, calculator, camera, radio or nearly anything else stops. Be prepared for electronic quitters with this 30-pack of button cell batteries in the most popular sizes. Our each is (6) AG1, (6) AG3, (6) AG4, (3) AG5, (3) AG12, and (6) AG13 batteries. (Some devices may call these G1, G2, etc., or have other arcane codes for these same sizes.) Brand new!

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ASSORTED BUTTON CELL BATTERIES

Button, Button...

who's got the button? You do, which means you don't have to go the drugstore when your watch, calculator, camera, radio or nearly anything else stops. Be prepared for electronic quitters with this 30-pack of button cell batteries in the most popular sizes. Our each is (6) AG1, (6) AG3, (6) AG4, (3) AG5, (3) AG12, and (6) AG13 batteries. (Some devices may call these G1, G2, etc., or have other arcane codes for these same sizes.) Brand new!

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$3.25 EACH

Extend Your Hose

Got an inadequate hose? Nothing to be ashamed of. We’ve been there. Well, some people we know have. This little pressure-washer gizmo might do the trick when you’re cleaning up your Benz. Connects to a standard hose to create a powerful jet spray. Measures 18” long and has a 12” flex extension with a double-sided soap dispenser. Also comes with a car wash mitt and a towel. Pays for itself after a single wash.

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PRESSURE WASHER HOSE ATTACHMENT

Extend Your Hose

Got an inadequate hose? Nothing to be ashamed of. We’ve been there. Well, some people we know have. This little pressure-washer gizmo might do the trick when you’re cleaning up your Benz. Connects to a standard hose to create a powerful jet spray. Measures 18” long and has a 12” flex extension with a double-sided soap dispenser. Also comes with a car wash mitt and a towel. Pays for itself after a single wash.

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$10.95 EACH
$14.50
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Solar Systematic Fun

Can you say orrery kit? That’s what this is to an astronomer. (Named for Charles Boyle, 4th Earl of Orrery in County Cork.) Your orrery has the sun and planets out to Neptune on a gear-driven 6” x 4” base. You’ll get all the parts, plus (8) paint pots and a brush. The finished model will be approx 12” wide x 4-1/4” tall. For ages 8+.

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GEAR DRIVEN SOLAR SYSTEM MODEL KIT

Solar Systematic Fun

Can you say orrery kit? That’s what this is to an astronomer. (Named for Charles Boyle, 4th Earl of Orrery in County Cork.) Your orrery has the sun and planets out to Neptune on a gear-driven 6” x 4” base. You’ll get all the parts, plus (8) paint pots and a brush. The finished model will be approx 12” wide x 4-1/4” tall. For ages 8+.

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$8.95 EACH
$12.95
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16-PIECE ULTIMATE SURVIVAL SHOVEL W/CASE
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SELF-SAVING SHOVEL

Don’t enter the woods, jungle, desert or open highway without this beastly (16)-piece, folding multitool, which includes an extendable tactical shovel and axe with hex wrenches in both blades, a hammer, knife, saw, harpoon, nail puller, Phillips screwdriver, flashlight, battery charger, compass, whistle, bottle opener, sturdy carrying case and more. Made of stainless steel and aluminum, with bad to the bone black, knurled handle sections, which are easier to grip in a downpour. Shovel is 39” when fully extended. Dig a trench for warmth, bury your food, chop and saw wood, signal for help, build some stuff and stave other some other stuff—all with this monster tool that breaks down and stores in a handsome black case that measures approx 13” x 11-1/2” x 5” and tells the world you’re serious about surviving. Every outdoorsman and prepper should have one—or two, just to be safe! Under 7lbs in its case!

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16-PIECE ULTIMATE SURVIVAL SHOVEL W/CASE

SELF-SAVING SHOVEL

Don’t enter the woods, jungle, desert or open highway without this beastly (16)-piece, folding multitool, which includes an extendable tactical shovel and axe with hex wrenches in both blades, a hammer, knife, saw, harpoon, nail puller, Phillips screwdriver, flashlight, battery charger, compass, whistle, bottle opener, sturdy carrying case and more. Made of stainless steel and aluminum, with bad to the bone black, knurled handle sections, which are easier to grip in a downpour. Shovel is 39” when fully extended. Dig a trench for warmth, bury your food, chop and saw wood, signal for help, build some stuff and stave other some other stuff—all with this monster tool that breaks down and stores in a handsome black case that measures approx 13” x 11-1/2” x 5” and tells the world you’re serious about surviving. Every outdoorsman and prepper should have one—or two, just to be safe! Under 7lbs in its case!

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$54.50 EACH

Tube Tent

Tube tents are tubes in the sense that they're one piece, with floors, and can be used as shelters, ground cover or or blankets in emergencies or disasters. This one is bright orange nylon with an aluminized coating on the inside for insulation. Measures 82" x 36". Includes 23 feet of nylon rope for hanging between trees or posts and (4) 9" zinc-plated steel stakes.


 

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EMERGENCY TUBE TENT

Tube Tent

Tube tents are tubes in the sense that they're one piece, with floors, and can be used as shelters, ground cover or or blankets in emergencies or disasters. This one is bright orange nylon with an aluminized coating on the inside for insulation. Measures 82" x 36". Includes 23 feet of nylon rope for hanging between trees or posts and (4) 9" zinc-plated steel stakes.


 

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$21.95 EACH
$24.50
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Tiny Brushes

Teensy tiny brushes for cleaning teensy tiny tubes, airbrushes, spray guns, tattoo equipment, nozzles, etc. Think miniature bottle brushes. You get a set of (5) brushes: 1/32", 1/16", 3/32", 1/8" and 3/16" dia. All have nylon bristles, are 4" long, and are on a slip ring so you won't lose them.

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TINY NYLON BRUSHES SET 5

Tiny Brushes

Teensy tiny brushes for cleaning teensy tiny tubes, airbrushes, spray guns, tattoo equipment, nozzles, etc. Think miniature bottle brushes. You get a set of (5) brushes: 1/32", 1/16", 3/32", 1/8" and 3/16" dia. All have nylon bristles, are 4" long, and are on a slip ring so you won't lose them.

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$2.95 EACH

The Power Of Time

This Kronos LED alarm clock is also a 4000 mAH power bank. Or maybe the power bank is a clock. Either way, more power to it. In black, it measures approx 6” x 3” x a slim 1/2” and packs a lithium polymer (LiPo) battery with DC 5V/1.6A. Has (2) USB outputs and (1) micro USB input. Face lights up with blue dots, which display time, date and power bank battery percentage. Includes USB to micro USB cord, and detailed, illustrated instructions.

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LED ALARM CLOCK/4000 MAH POWER BANK

The Power Of Time

This Kronos LED alarm clock is also a 4000 mAH power bank. Or maybe the power bank is a clock. Either way, more power to it. In black, it measures approx 6” x 3” x a slim 1/2” and packs a lithium polymer (LiPo) battery with DC 5V/1.6A. Has (2) USB outputs and (1) micro USB input. Face lights up with blue dots, which display time, date and power bank battery percentage. Includes USB to micro USB cord, and detailed, illustrated instructions.

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$14.50 EACH
$19.50
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Why a 4-Pack is Better than a 6-Pack

You don’t chill and guzzle this 4-pack of Lights in front of a game. These are actual light-up lights, in RGB LED color, with a remote control. Lettuce explain. They’re called LUMN8™ lights, which we can appreciate, considering we just wrote “Lettuce explain.” Measure 2-3/4” dia each x approx 1” thick—like little hockey pucks—with (10) super-bright LEDS each, (10) brightness levels and (13) colors, including cool white. They have fade/jump modes, too, and take (3)” AAA” batteries each.

Jarvis says: New edition now includes batteries and a second remote! Wow!


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REMOTE CONTROL LED RGB LIGHT PODS

Why a 4-Pack is Better than a 6-Pack

You don’t chill and guzzle this 4-pack of Lights in front of a game. These are actual light-up lights, in RGB LED color, with a remote control. Lettuce explain. They’re called LUMN8™ lights, which we can appreciate, considering we just wrote “Lettuce explain.” Measure 2-3/4” dia each x approx 1” thick—like little hockey pucks—with (10) super-bright LEDS each, (10) brightness levels and (13) colors, including cool white. They have fade/jump modes, too, and take (3)” AAA” batteries each.

Jarvis says: New edition now includes batteries and a second remote! Wow!


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$12.50 EACH
$16.50
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Meditating Yetis

Nobody escapes the mindfulness movement, not even cryptozoological Sasquatches seeking Satori. From deep in the northwest woods come these vinyl Bigfoots, sitting cross-legged and contemplating hirsute-being and nothingness. Most will be in Bigfoot Brown, with the occasional Abominable White and Yeti Beige appearing, sorry no special requests. You'll get (2) tranquil sasquatch at 2” tall, which technically makes them little Bigfoots.

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MEDITATING BIGFOOT FIGURINES

Meditating Yetis

Nobody escapes the mindfulness movement, not even cryptozoological Sasquatches seeking Satori. From deep in the northwest woods come these vinyl Bigfoots, sitting cross-legged and contemplating hirsute-being and nothingness. Most will be in Bigfoot Brown, with the occasional Abominable White and Yeti Beige appearing, sorry no special requests. You'll get (2) tranquil sasquatch at 2” tall, which technically makes them little Bigfoots.

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$7.05 PKG (2)
$7.80
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Not For Big Mouths

A lovely mini-funnel, made for pouring Dad's special medicine into a hip flask, but just dandy for filling salt and pepper shakers or anything else with a little yap. Stainless steel with a 1-3/8" ID intake mouth and a 5/16" ID outlet. 1-7/8" tall OA.

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SMALL STAINLESS STEEL KITCHEN FUNNEL

Not For Big Mouths

A lovely mini-funnel, made for pouring Dad's special medicine into a hip flask, but just dandy for filling salt and pepper shakers or anything else with a little yap. Stainless steel with a 1-3/8" ID intake mouth and a 5/16" ID outlet. 1-7/8" tall OA.

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$1.95 EACH

Oh, Snap

We’re loving this transparent, clear-ish/white-ish plastic box with an oh-so-satisfying snap-close lock. In fact, we can’t stop opening it and snapping it shut. Measures 3-1/2" x 1-1/2" x 1/2" with a hinged lid and the afore-mentioned snap closure. It’s not water-tight, but it’s great for vitamins or other pills, or organizing small parts like SD cards, screws, nuts, bolts, washers, tacks, paper clips—stuff like that. You’ll get (6) boxes, and you’ll wish you had more.

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3-1/2” X 1-1/2” SNAP-CLOSURE BOXES

Oh, Snap

We’re loving this transparent, clear-ish/white-ish plastic box with an oh-so-satisfying snap-close lock. In fact, we can’t stop opening it and snapping it shut. Measures 3-1/2" x 1-1/2" x 1/2" with a hinged lid and the afore-mentioned snap closure. It’s not water-tight, but it’s great for vitamins or other pills, or organizing small parts like SD cards, screws, nuts, bolts, washers, tacks, paper clips—stuff like that. You’ll get (6) boxes, and you’ll wish you had more.

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$3.00 PKG (6)
$3.95
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42' RATCHETING TIE-DOWN SLACKER LINE
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Calling All Ninjas And Strappers

Of course you want to be a ninja, but who can afford ninja school tuition? This ninja obstacle course slacker line training tool, engineered to hold up to (250) lbs. is like taking an online YourTubie class instead. Made of strong tow-strap material, 42 feet long x 2” wide in royal blue. Stretch it between (2) trees using the included heavy-duty ratchet and swing away. You could use it to strap a load down, too. But for aspiring ninjas, the kit includes (2) protective tree covers, carrying bag and (14) removable loops that you can add stuff to. Detailed instructions included. Ages 3+ and requires adult supervision at all times..

Jarvis Syas: Loops, ladders, swings etc... not included, this is the slacker line to hang them from.


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42' RATCHETING TIE-DOWN SLACKER LINE

Calling All Ninjas And Strappers

Of course you want to be a ninja, but who can afford ninja school tuition? This ninja obstacle course slacker line training tool, engineered to hold up to (250) lbs. is like taking an online YourTubie class instead. Made of strong tow-strap material, 42 feet long x 2” wide in royal blue. Stretch it between (2) trees using the included heavy-duty ratchet and swing away. You could use it to strap a load down, too. But for aspiring ninjas, the kit includes (2) protective tree covers, carrying bag and (14) removable loops that you can add stuff to. Detailed instructions included. Ages 3+ and requires adult supervision at all times..

Jarvis Syas: Loops, ladders, swings etc... not included, this is the slacker line to hang them from.


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$34.50 EACH
$39.50
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MUST HAVE AS&S ACCESSORY!

Jarvis says you need this! Kitchen conversions are easy with this 3" x 4" deluxe American Science & Surplus fridge magnet that lists everything from a tablespoon to a cup with the equivalent in ounces, tablespoons, teaspoons, milliliters and fractions of a cup. If your kids already have fridges of their own, you can buy extra magnets for them - unless they were the only kids on the block who knew how many ounces were in a cup. Kitchen Fun.

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MARVELOUS MEASURE MAGNET

MUST HAVE AS&S ACCESSORY!

Jarvis says you need this! Kitchen conversions are easy with this 3" x 4" deluxe American Science & Surplus fridge magnet that lists everything from a tablespoon to a cup with the equivalent in ounces, tablespoons, teaspoons, milliliters and fractions of a cup. If your kids already have fridges of their own, you can buy extra magnets for them - unless they were the only kids on the block who knew how many ounces were in a cup. Kitchen Fun.

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$0.75 EACH

Tip The Hat To Hipsters

Of course you want to wear your knit hipster hat today—when don’t you?—but it’s so damn sunny. We got you covered, literally, with this olive drab 100% wool knit cap that includes a built-in brim in front. This “jeep cap,” inspired by the U.S. military, meets U.S. Defense Department specs, though it’s been redesigned to be larger, cover the ears, and include the bill upfront. Radar O’Reilly loved his! Made in the U.S. of A., of course.

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100% WOOL JEEP CAP

Tip The Hat To Hipsters

Of course you want to wear your knit hipster hat today—when don’t you?—but it’s so damn sunny. We got you covered, literally, with this olive drab 100% wool knit cap that includes a built-in brim in front. This “jeep cap,” inspired by the U.S. military, meets U.S. Defense Department specs, though it’s been redesigned to be larger, cover the ears, and include the bill upfront. Radar O’Reilly loved his! Made in the U.S. of A., of course.

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$9.50 EACH

Our Silliest Toy Ever

And we say that with a history of silly that’s virtually unmatched. You slip on this pair of lens-less glasses with the tiny bucket and ball on a string attached, and try, while looking like a demented chipmunk, to swing the little ball on its cord and drop it into the cup. With the classic styled black glasses, blue basket and orange ball, you will be filmed on a smart phone, it will be put on social media, and you will be famous for it for the rest of your life. Best to order a couple so you’re not alone.

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EYEGLASSES BALL CATCH GAME

Our Silliest Toy Ever

And we say that with a history of silly that’s virtually unmatched. You slip on this pair of lens-less glasses with the tiny bucket and ball on a string attached, and try, while looking like a demented chipmunk, to swing the little ball on its cord and drop it into the cup. With the classic styled black glasses, blue basket and orange ball, you will be filmed on a smart phone, it will be put on social media, and you will be famous for it for the rest of your life. Best to order a couple so you’re not alone.

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$4.95 EACH

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