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WHOOPEE CUSHION
Makin' Whoopee...
is best done with the sacred mother of all novelty items, the original Whoopee Cushion. Marlon Brando owned one. Of course he did, they're both American classics, except the cushion was born in Toronto. Ours is the classic 8" version.
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36603P1 WHOOPEE CUSHION
$2.25 EACH
INFLATABLE TONGUE
Inflatatongue
No mother will approve this item, so keep quiet until it arrives. Our 2-1/4" long inflatable tongue has a pacifier-type end that you hold between your teeth. Blow into it and the rather standard-size pink rubber tongue inflates to three times normal size. Guaranteed grossness. Also a cinch for classroom confiscation, so we’d buy several.
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$3.95 EACH
GAG GIFT BOX MEAT-THEMED
Box-O-Meat Box
From the world of gag gift boxes, this Hot Dog Homestead box has illustrations for a DIY house kit made out of (9) kinds of meat, including pate for plaster. Measures 11-1/2” x 9-3/4” x 3” deep and is meant to amuse folks before they open it to find their real gift inside. We here at the home office think you should pack it with, yes, (9) kinds of meat--for even more laughs.
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$5.95 EACH
PISTOL SHAPED POTATO GUN
Spud Launcher
A plastic pistol shaped toy that shoots slugs of raw potato. Push the barrel into a potato, break off the slug, aim and shoot up to fifteen feet. Loads of fun, environmentally harmless, and about as safe as any "projectile" toy can be!! Pulls apart for cleaning. For kids ages 5 and up.
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$3.50 EACH
PRANK SET IN A CAN
Tons-O-Fun In Cans
Half of the best stuff in the world comes in a can; the other half comes on a stick. (It’s true, don’t argue with us.) Now you get to pick from two kinds of canned fun, both in 5-5/8” x 4” x 2-1/4” deep cans with hinged tops. You pick. The Pranks in a Tin has straw finger traps, a whoopee cushion, nose & mustache glasses, a joy buzzer, the nail-through-finger trick with a bloody bandage, and a squirting ring. Go make a pre-adolescent happy. The Classic Games tin holds a standard deck of playing cards, rubber ball and (10) metal jacks, tiddlywinks with a small felt pad, (30) pick-up sticks, and (5) shooters plus (30) smaller glass marbles, and not an electronic game in the bunch.
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$9.95 EACH
RATTLESNAKE EGG
Rattlesnake Eggs
Or singing suppositories. The pair is very magnetic, whatever they are. The 1-3/4" long oblate spheroids look like highly polished black hematites. Hold them an inch apart in your palm, toss 'em into the air and listen to them make a sound like the cyber-crickets. Or an electrocuted chicken. The manufacturer suggests keeping these mega-magnets away from computers, pacemakers, TV sets and credit cards.
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$1.95 EACH
FLEXI-SPHERE DESK TOY
Flexi-Sphere
Interesting wire contraption that we played with as a child. A series of (4) tiers of overlapping and intertwined brass wire semicircular hoops are anchored at the open end to a pair of full circles. The whole can be shaped into a tube, double balls, a flower petal, etc, depending upon what areas are opened, which closed. A variety of colored beads on the hoops add a decorative touch. Fun, intriguing and decorative all at the same time.
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$4.50 EACH
STRETCHY CHEESE CUBE WITH MICE
The Cheese Doesn’t Stand Alone
Indeed not. This ultra-stretchy 1-7/8” cube of rubber Swiss cheese stands there with a pair of ultra-stretchy white mice, ready to crawl in and out of all those Swiss holes. Mice are 2” long, not counting tails, which you shouldn’t because you have better things to do.
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$4.95 EACH
PORTABLE MUSICAL MOMENTS SOUND EFFECTS MACHINE
The Foley Artist In Your Pocket
Life is so much more rewarding when you carry a digital sound-effects box in your pants pocket. (For one thing, you always get a seat on the bus.) This cutie is a mere 3-1/8" x 1-7/8" x 9/16" thick and has buttons that broadcast (9) exciting musical cartoon sounds through a 1" speaker, including violins, trumpets, applause and instantly recognizable cartoon musical interludes.
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$8.50 EACH
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