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SQUIRTING TOILET
Squirting Commode
In another triumph of good taste, let us introduce our first squirting toilet bowl trick. Measures 3-1/2" tall x 3-3/4" deep and shoots over (5) feet when some unsuspecting person lifts the little lid. Perfect for mom's birthday. And no batteries required!
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$3.75 EACH
STRETCHY BANANA WITH SLUGS
Sluggy Stretchy Banana
UC Santa Cruz alum alert: banana slugs ahead! (The rest of you can look that up.) This is pocket-sized gastropod fun, a 6” long super-stretchy rubber banana with a pair of 1-1/2” long banana slugs at home and a choice of entrances and exits. Yes, they’re removable, and yes, they’re equally super-stretchy, the way you want your slugs to be.
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$4.95 EACH
SIREN WHISTLE
Teutonic Noise
This well-made plastic siren/whistle, a touch over 3/4" in diameter and a similar touch under 2" long, has a perforated metal disk that rotates in response to a silent blast from the perpetrator's lungs. This creates a high-pitched, loud and certainly distinctive siren-sound that picks up pitch in relation to the air velocity, sustains it as long as your wind holds out, and winds down quickly thereafter. A fine way to signal your arrival or departure. Probably not loud enough to collect the clan at the beach, but loud enough to get their attention in the classroom! The size makes it hard, but not impossible, to swallow, so please use care in teaching youngsters to sound like a miniature air raid siren.
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10345P5 SIREN WHISTLE
$2.75 PKG (5)
FULL-COLOR ZOMBIE EYES SLEEP MASK
The Sleep Of The Living Dead
Wear this nylon zombie sleep mask embellished with haunted zombie eyes! Everybody will think you're just one of the living dead taking a break and leave you alone. Flight attendants love these! Measures 7-1/4" wide x 3-1/2" with a black elastic strap.
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$4.50 EACH
CLASSIC 4" LONG 3-OCTAVE HARMONICA
Blues Harp
From the harmonica kings themselves at the Hohner company, comes this 4" long, 3-octave plus, plastic harmonica, in C, the people's key. We'll pick one in an attractive shade of red, green, blue, yellow or whatever color shows up next, and send it in a little vinyl case.
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$2.95 EACH
STEEL JAW HARP
Jaw Harp...The Dentist's Friend
Plunk your magic twanger and call yourself froggy. This 3-5/8" long steel jaw harp, or mouth harp, is technically a plucked idiophone, but don't say that in Nashville. Includes playing instructions. Pay no attention to that vibration in your head.
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95144P1 STEEL JAW HARP
$6.95 EACH
COLOR-CHANGING MOOD RINGS
What Mood Is Your Ring In?
Return with us now to those thrilling days of yesteryear, when people could gauge your mood just by looking at your fingers. Our mood rings are tasteful, simple metal bands with mood-indicating stuff on the outside. We'll send you a trio from our bins of assorted sizes, and chances are they'll fit one or the other of your fingers or thumbs. (Or toes, which can get quite moody, too.)
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$6.95 PKG (3)
TRICK OF THE DAY
A Week's Worth Of Whoopee
A gallimaufry of gags, the prankster's pantheon. Our seven-day selection of sophomoric stupidity includes a joy buzzer, a fake ketchup spill that is perfect for a laptop or tablet, wrapped candy thats more bug than treat, a pack of gum with a mousetrap inside, a nice fake nail to put through a finger, a fly-in-the-ice cube, and the American classic whoopee cushion. Add some rubber vomit and you've got enough gifts to get through Channukah.
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$11.95 EACH
SILLY STRAW DRINKING GLASSES
Drinking Glasses
Literally. These clear, plastic-tubing faux-specs start in your soda, wrap around your ears and eyes, sit on your nose and end up in your mouth. You slurp and your drink zips around your face and into your yap. The last word in sophisticated beverage consumption. Made of 1/8" and 1/4" tubing, the slurp-parts detach for when you're not drinking. Some folks here believe we got this, despite the fact that it's in perfect working order, because the package says "It's suck-sational!"
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