CJ thinks this 7” tall plush huggable toy looks like a humanized mushroom, but some other folks think pot-bellied owl with a shower cap. And real long arms. In cream and brown with flowery accents and beans in the bottom so it will sit right up and watch you while you sleep. Its name is Virgil, but you can change that.
Keep Spidey on your dresser and save money in the process. This 6” tall ceramic Spider-Man head has a coin slot in the back of his craniu, and a rubber stopper inside his neck. Fully licensed from Marvel.
Very much a classic magic trick set, but in a little 5-1/2” x 4” x 2-1/4” tin. Hardly seems possible, but it contains more than (25) tricks, including vase and ball, mystery computer, floating hearts, balls and cup, disappearing coin, nail box and a buncha card tricks. Includes a 32-page instruction booklet, too.
Not just pigs, but pigs in pork-pie hats, quite appropriately. Pigs in
chartreuse and pale orange (our pick). They're actually small, 4-3/4"
long, plastic piggy banks with just the coin slot, so you have to
slaughter them to get your money back. (Just like the real thing.) Just
squealing for craft and decorative applications, and perfect for
teaching boared students the art of saving. Buy in bulk and give the
whole class a lesson in basic economics.
What's yellow, 7-1/2" long and lowers your blood pressure? The Stress Banana. Filled with some sort of gooshy fluid that we can only imagine, it's squeezably soft and returns to its original banananess right in your hand, which CJ says is "strangely cathartic," and who among us can't use a little catharsis from time to time?
You say you've got the blues? Good. Now find another unhappy friend and get this duo of 2-1/3-octave harmonicas. They're in the people's key--C--and they're blues harps so they won't do a full diatonic scale, but they don't need to. Lucite frames with metal reeds and trim, they come in plastic carrying cases so they won't drip residual spit in the pocket of your nice skinny black suit.
As part of our continuing series of whimsical underpants products, we're happy to present Handerpants, the underpants for your hands. These fingerless gloves are modeled on traditional tighty whities, complete with a classic elastic band, and fit small to medium hands. And no, the fly doesn't open. And yes, you put them on under your regular gloves, unless you're trying to be outrageous. Our each is a pair.
You don’t even have to address envelopes at home. Just call us or go online and order our giant U.S. coin replicas. All are 3” dia (same as a hockey puck) x 1/8” thick in plated aluminum.You’ll get a 1972 Lincoln penny, 1985 Jefferson nickel, 1965 Roosevelt dime, 1972 George Washington quarter and the 1964 Kennedy half-dollar. Turn pitching pennies into a major sport, or make the coin toss a little easier before kick-off.
Stress balls are for people with no imagination. (OK, stressed-out people with no imagination.) Your thinking person suffering stress will go for either our squeezable foam rubber garbage can, 3” tall x 1-3/4” dia at the bottom, which is where you image your troubles going while you squeeze; or the realistic, doughnut-sized squeezable chocolate doughnut, which is better for you than the real thing and won’t get all over your fingers. Bonus: at 3” dia x 1-1/4” ID, these doughnuts are the perfect size to replace full-size headphone pads.
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