We’ve all seen coffee cups designed to look like toilet bowls, but this, we are proud to say, is easily the most dignified, tasteful toilet-bowl in the world. In white ceramic (much like the real thing) it’s 5.75” tall x 6” wide and holds 14 oz. Nice big grip under the tasteful tank, too. Sorry, no discount for a service for 8.
Let's cut to the chase here -- buy these the first time you read this, or they're going to be gone! There aren't that many of these flexible chopping mats, and the versatile 15" x 12" x 0.024" thick mats are not only ideal for small kitchens where every inch counts, they're great for any kitchen, and for cookouts, camping and picnics. Our each is a set of (2) of the translucent Euro-look mats that protect countertops from sharp knives and fresh-from-the-oven cookies, and protect food from outdoor surfaces. They can be lifted and slightly folded to funnel chopped food neatly into a pot. They're dishwasher safe, and roll up for portage or storage.
Or garage, or hallway--anywhere that’s wireless in the bad sense. CJ calls this “another retina scorcher” from iZoom® because of the brightness of the COB lights. Fixture measures 3" x 4" x 13/16" in white plastic with a big rocker switch that activates the 1” white COB LED in its center. Powered by (4) “AAA”s, included. Mounts via self-adhesive hook-and-loop pads or the pair of little disc magnets on the back.
Call it a gonzo version of our best work-light, this 4-5/8" x 2-1/4" x 1" cigarette-pack-size light has (60) white LEDs in a 3" x 1-1/2" window with a bright mode and a way brighter mode that would blind a turkey vulture, plus (4) more for a standard flashlight mode. Includes a flip-out easel, hook and a disc magnet. Comes with (3) "AAA"s.
Hang this sucker on the outside of the garage, and read the temperature from the kichen window. If your garage is reasonably close. And it’s not dark outside. The 15–1/2” tall white–plastic alcohol thermometer has red fluid, good–sized black numbers, and clear markings from –30°C to 50°C and from –20°F to 120°F. An easy read.
Da Mare could use this to point out cracks in the infrastructure at Wrigley Field. You, having a forgiving nature, will resist the urge to point out cracks in da mayor's infrastructure. You will, of course, use it to point out chimney cracks to the tuck-pointer, a cracked limb to the tree-trimmer, and the crack in your profit picture during a slide presentation. You can do all that and much, much more with the bright light from this 5mW green laser pointer. It's an unbelievable tool. If you need a laser pointer that seems to go on forever and is so strong that you can actually see the beam in the dark, it will be the best low-cost investment you ever made. Or the coolest high-end toy. The 532nm Class IIIa light is 5-5/8" long x 1/2" dia, with (2) "AAA" batteries (included), a momentary-on switch, pocket clip, and case. An absolute necessity for construction, surveying, warehousing, inspection and other large sites. And for playing in the dark.
Kids who pulled these fire alarms in school got sent to the office (unless there was an actual fire, of course), but now you can pull the lever all you want on this Fire Alarm LED light. Super-bright and super-handy for closets, garages and the like, or just as an emergency light. Measures 4-3/8” x 3” x 1-1/4” with a pair of bright COB LED light strips. Mounts via two screw holes, or with the included double-sided tape. Runs on (3) “AAA” batteries, included.
Then we’ve got your meal right here. These genuine MREs are from SOPACKO, a US military contractor. We’ll pick your dinner from our assortment. (Sorry, no substitutions, and nothing on the side) There are slight variations but most packs contain a cracker & spread appetizer, entree, side dish and dessert, plus utensils, seasoning and a flameless ration-heating pack. A lot of master cases have a date code of 11/16 though some items maybe 2012, which is hot off the grill in military MRE terms, and you have a good chance of getting a vegetarian meal. Made, it goes without saying, in the USA. Meal may include: Beef Ravioli, Spaghetti w/Meat Sauce, Penne w/Vegetable, Chili and Mac, Cheese Tortellini or Vegetable Lasagna.
The smart cutters and choppers these days are using ceramic knives because they stay so sharp for so long, and who remembers to have their knives sharpened? Ours measure 7" long over all, with a deep aqua handle, a 3" blade and a sheath. Don't go into the kitchen without one. Slice, dice, chop and mince, and forget about sharpening. Like you always do.
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