Actually, you won't have to if you own this 4-piece set of clear glass tumblers with a black skull and crossbones above the word POISON on them. Measure 6" tall and hold 12 oz, not the 16 oz marked on the surplus-creating package. (Also marked "Use for cold beverages only/hand wash only" so those skulls may not be dishwasher-proof.) We’d mention that they’re perfect for Halloween parties if it weren’t so obvious.
You can’t be a real punk, or a stud, or a biker dude, or a hipster chick, or a Mad Maxey type without studded leather wristbands. We’ve got ’em (from Diesel) in narrow or wide, all 9” long with dual snaps and assorted studs. They’ll all make you look like you’re ready to rumble, or at least go have a lite beer in a place with The Clash on the jukebox. We’ll pick, because we said so, punk.
Raise your glasses to casual-wear! Our each is a set of (6) clear glass shot glasses shaped like shorts. Marked 1.5 oz, they actually hold 1.25 oz, although if you’re drinking from pants we can’t imagine that anyone would care. Perfect for the hiking club annual banquet or guys who are tired of drinking champagne from women’s slippers.
Faux full-sleeve tattoos at a tiny fraction of the cost of the real thing, not to mention the easy, two-second removal. Our temp tats are a stretchy 16” long and 3-1/4” wide in lightweight Lycra® and are very realistic at even close range. We’ll pick one (although we recommend getting two for obvious reasons) from a vast array of patterns and themes, all guaranteed to drop Mom onto the fainting couch at first sight. They end at the wrist, but feel free to ink LOVE and AS&S on your knuckles with one of our markers.
These waxed cardboard Catwoman™ ice-cream cups from Unique Ind, Inc. are from 1992, but they come in their original plastic bag of (8), and are as well-preserved as Catwoman is today. They measure 3-3/4" dia x 2-1/2" deep and hold about 7 oz, but we know you're not going to defile these valuable collectibles with scoops of raspberry ripple.
Nothing says company's coming like this Holstein cow-patterned plastic tablecloth. Measures 54" x 72" in black and white, like the cows, and is equally suitable for picnics or formal dinners. Sorry, no Guernsey patterns.
Sport some Glowbys™ and you'll never be ignored in a dark room again. Just clip the 1-1/2" barrette to your tresses and watch the 13" long fiber-optic strands flash red and blue while they bounce around above your coiffure. Great for parties, but just as sure to brighten up a dull Tuesday night at the laundromat. Replaceable batteries included.
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