Dribble much? Drop a lot of pizza on the davenport, sport? Save the couch with this 54" x 54" cover in a quilted beige, 65% poly-35% cotton, washable cover. It’s what your grandmother would want you to do (and she’s right), except that this cover’s not plastic. Comes with (2) 18” x 12” pieces that aren’t pillow cases no matter what they look like. Might be for your head, or feet, or arms, or wherever you leave the most greasy evidence. Compare the price to a new couch, and then buy one of these for what a single lunch would cost you.

Spilled another soda on the couch, did you? Or was it beer this time? We know. And we feel your wet pants. Although sometimes you just spill on the carpet, right? You need the Sofa Saver, bunky. It's a can, bottle and mug holder that has weighted silicone wings to keep it safely on the arm of your chair or couch, even when you're squirming around looking for the remote. The holder is 2-3/4” dia with the insert inserted, or 3-1/2” dia without it. Measures 16-1/2” wide from wing-tip to wing-tip. Better get a few—you have lots of places to sit, and you're not the only clumsy one in the house.

These big, 4" long steel safety pins are practically jewelry in their own right. You get a 5-pack in assorted colors--gold, black, metallic pink, blue, green or others. Perfect for closing buttonless sweaters and tops or securing scarves in fascinating configurations.

This palm-sized massager is battery-free and cord-free, meaning it’s fully manual, just like you. The flexible, soft-rubber grip fits your hand and measures 6” x 3” with (7) large stainless steel ball bearings as points of contact, because smooth is good in the massage game. Manufacturer says it reduces tension and post-workout soreness, gets blood flowing and stretches tissues, all of which are good things. Dogs like it, too.

Can't make it to the nail salon? Make your fingers (and toes, too, if you can reach them) twinkle with this compact 6-piece stainless steel manicure set. Includes your basic nail clipper, angled cuticle edge clipper, plus a 3-1/4" long curved side edge cuticle scissors and, in the same size, a cuticle pusher, tweezers and a nail file. All in an imitation faux snakeskin, snap shut, padded hardcover case. Our choice of color because Jarvis knows best.

Like The Case of the Lost Earring, these mysteries can be solved for less than the price of a half-order of fried rice. You’ve cleaned your closet twice, now get Hang It, the jewelry storage hanger, and park your necklaces, earrings, bracelets and rings on a compact, tangle-free hanger that’s easy to find, unless you’re a burglar. In black steel, our each is a pair because you can’t have too many jewels.

In this case, a side table for next to your sofa or favorite chair, with a magazine caddy and a 12” x 15” top to hold your beverages, snacks, remotes, cell phones and other devices. The 14” x 11” base will keep it steady, and it’ll slide under the side of the couch or chair to bring your stuff closer. Made of the wood from the famously waterproof plastic wood-grain laminate tree, so it’s maintenance-free. Packed flat for you to assemble and give you a sense of accomplishment.

The flat vase is 10-1/2" tall and made of thin formable plastic, flat enough to keep in a file folder, or to fold and put in your pocket when you're carrying roses somewhere. Fill it with warm water and mold it to the shape you want, empty it and fill it with cold water to hold that shape; add flowers. Ours are a lovely white and green, blue, or red floral pattern.

Which this excellent little travel/desk clock and calender does. Measures 3” tall x 3-1/4” wide with a 1-1/4” square LCD screen framed in translucent dark gray lucite. Has alarm, stop-watch, calendar, and 12/24 format modes. Takes (1) button cell battery, included, and has a locking, pop-out stand in the back.

Or lampy flowers, we're not sure. We do know these ceramic lamp finials (the thingees that hold the shade on) are sweetly colored bunches of flowers, about 1" dia x 3" tall. Our each is a box of (4) including (1) each with yellow chrysanthemums, yellow daffodils, rose, purple and yellow tulips, and rose and purple somethings which we think may sort of be pansies. All have green leaves around the flowers. Very pretty, but we suggest you do not use them with a hi-tech decor.