Why does Roger always get the credit for the skull and crossbones pirate flag? We feel it is time to share and have elected Barry to the post because he just walked by the vast editorial department here at A.S.&S. (AKA "my desk") Our Jolly Barry flag is 3ft x 5 ft., black polyester with a reinforced edge containing grommets for flying. It has the traditional skull and crossbones in white with the added fillip that the skull is wearing an eye patch! Sail Away!!

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Don't be like Clark Griswold—get your home holiday decorations done in 60 seconds with no electricity involved. This door banner measures 76" x 25" and comes with (4) little steel clips, so there's no hammering, no drilling, and no chance of falling off a ladder as long as you can reach 76 inches. Says “Happy Holidays” in seasonally appropriate red, green and white. Features a top-hatted snowman and is festooned with snowflakes and wrapped gifts. In washable nylon.

This pack of (252) black peel and stick letters, numbers and symbols is from, wait for it, The Peel People®. Characters are from 1” to 2” tall and are ”everywhere safe,” removable without residue, and reusable. Perfect for walls, doors, kids' rooms, posters, foam boards, banners, lockers, electronic devices, notebooks, scrapbooks and ransom notes. Stick to any clean, dry surface.

Like sweat pants. These self-adhesive and repositionable classroom aids will make geography like two pieces of cake, or at least a box of cookies.  (2)-piece political/physical map of the United States, 36” wide x 24” tall when applied to a wall. Put ’em up, take ’em down. They’re always there for you, like those old reliable sweat pants.

Welcome to AS&SDOT, the better department of transportation. We provide all the highway, driveway, hallway, deck or bathroom crossing signs that the government neglects to post because they don't know what's really crossing your path. Mount your very own well-made indoor/outdoor critter-crossing sign. Each is metal, 12" square with a graphic depiction of the critter(s), realistic or otherwise, and each hangs diagonally from a pre-drilled 1/4" hole.

Charms, charms and more charms. Some say these little guys are quite charming. Small charms with magnets attached to small magnets originally used inside a speciality frame. The frames are all gone but the charms remain. Great for the fridge or kids locker. Bunches of different styles. We will pick at least 5 different in your assortment.

This decorative porcelain harlequin mask is a tchotchke-sized 4” tall x 3” wide, with a ribbon to hang it by. Glazed white with gold and rose highlights. It could be worn by a cat for Carnivale, but they really don’t enjoy dressing up, so probably best to just hang it on a wall.

Want to run a really big shell game? You'll need a big bunch of shells, and you've come to the right place. These are all real, and clean as a whistle, or whatever else is that clean. You pick: the bag of approx (110) nutmeg snail shells measuring 1” give or take a tad—periwinkle shells with nutmeg-colored dashes spiraling around the shell; or the bag of approx (40) murex snail shells, the traveling homes of largish, predatory sea snails that run 2” to 4” long with a bunch of nasty-looking spikes, a few of which may have chipped off. But that’s the be expected, right?

Keep track of where you’ve been, figure out where you’re going, or teach someone where someplace is with this dry erase, peel and stick, removable classic USA wall map. From The Peel People™, the 12” x 18” map is durable, stain-proof and easy to clean with an eraser, tissue or cloth. Stick it to a clean dry wall, and pull it off whenever you like, with no damage. Full-color map has state capitals and major cities. Good for classrooms or home, and made in the USA.